My first job out of college: Sarah tries a pyramid scheme.
I had a great time in college, like… a great time. Many times I questioned if I was going to graduate and a couple times I voluntarily tried to drop out. Once to move to…
My mom gives the weirdest gifts: A review.
“How many teachers does Liam have? Do you have a warmer that plugs in and melts smelly wax? Do you like Christmas doilies? “ That’s a text message from my mom. I know what’s happening.…
How my father raised a girl – I taste beer at 9 years old.
I grew up 45 minutes South of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, in a small town called Washington. It’s a place not worth saying much about, however the town next to it was the birthplace of Perry Como,…
“Do you want to try a clam strip?” – I visit a Clarksville, FL gas station.
This title may be a little misleading. I wasn’t visiting, per say, a Clarksville, FL gas station. I was passing through on my way to Tallahassee, and my husband suggested we take the ‘pretty route’,…
I have a st- st- stutter.
My real name is Sarah.My Starbucks name is Kim.My work nickname is Ralph. I tend to introduce myself first so I can set the cadence of the intro. “I’ll have the same,” is my favorite…
Sour Patch Kids cookies… It’s a thing?
I love Sour Patch Kids just as much as the next 80’s child, but when I was sitting on my couch binge watching Real Housewives of Atlanta chomping away at a 1.9lb. bag of SPK,…
That time Oprah denied me – A walk through my musical history.
Look, I’m not claiming to be normal. Why would I feel the need to document these stories of my life if I thought I was? So it shouldn’t surprise you that in my teens I…
What’s your favorite perfume? Mine’s Tiger Balm…
As I roll out of bed, carefully using the palms of my hands and not my back to lift myself up, the reality of my immortality sinks in. No, it’s not a revelation. The thought…